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Inception (2010) [Aug. 2nd, 2010|12:16 am]
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Director: Christopher Nolan
Writer (WGA): Christopher Nolan (written by)
Release Date: 16 July 2010
Genre: Action | Mystery | Syfy | Thriller
Tagline: Your mind is the scene of the crime.
Plot: In a world where technology exists to enter the human mind through dream invasion, a highly skilled thief is given a final chance at redemption which involves executing his toughest job till date, Inception.
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy and Ken Watanabe
Yay or Nay: Nay
Review: Did half the people who watched the movie understand it? Or comprehend that the ending overly cliche?Spoiler AlertCollapse )
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The Snake Pit (1948) [Jun. 7th, 2010|01:06 pm]
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MOVIE TITLE: The Snake Pit
STARRING: Olivia de Havilland, Mark Stevens, & Leo Genn
Basically: The story of a woman who wakes up in an insane asylum with no memory of why she's there and her struggle to find reality in such an inhumane and frightening environment.



Review is not too spoilery.
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My review of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland [Mar. 8th, 2010|03:53 pm]
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Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Directed by Tim Burton
Starring: Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter
I give it ★★☆☆ (2/4)


Click here to read the review at my LJ
Review does not have spoilers, but does have some clues regarding the plot. If you want to know nothing about the movie, don't click.
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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2010|06:23 pm]
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2010|08:09 pm]
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Almightyspaz's Bloody Pit of Films - A Return to Salem's Lot [Jan. 9th, 2010|02:48 pm]
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Yes, this film exists, no, I don't know why.

Basically this is a review/recap in the vein of the website agonybooth.com. Because they don't take new people to post, I decided to just post on livejournal!

This is my first attempt so it maybe a little rough in places, but overall I enjoyed being snarky.




Click the pic to the go to the post, don't worry, its still on livejournal. Mods, if you want me to post this directly to the community, please let me know!
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Android (1982) [Dec. 24th, 2009|11:00 pm]
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Android, 1982 starring Klaus Kinski, Brie Howard, & Don Keith Opper
Synopsis: The film follows the story of Doctor Daniel and his assistant Max 404 who work on a space lab in the year 2036 on an illegal android program.
Awesome Tagline: On a remote space laboratory, Android Model MAX 404 has learnt how to live...and learnt how to kill!



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Hotel For Dogs (2009) [Dec. 22nd, 2009|08:04 pm]
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[Current Location |Chesapeake City, MD]

Director: Thor Freudenthal  
Writer (WGA)
: Andrew Fleming, Tiffany Paulsen
Release Date
: 16 January 2009
Genre
: Comedy | Family
Tagline
: No stray gets turned away
Plot
: Two kids secretly take in stray dogs at a vacant hotel.
Awards: None
Cast
: Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin, Don Cheadle, Johnny Simmons, Kyla Pratt, Troy Gentile, Lisa Kudrow, Kevin Dillon, Ajay Naidu, Eric Edelstein, Robinne Lee, Yvette Nicole Brown, Maximiliano Hernández, Andre Ware, Jonathan Klein
Rating

Yay or Nay
: Yay
Review
: I watched three movies in the last 24 hours and this was the best of the three. This movie was cute and worth nearly paying a late fee to watch. It made me cry at some points. If you have kids, it's worth watching, though it's very predictible for older people.
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Nancy Drew (2007) [Dec. 22nd, 2009|07:42 pm]
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[Current Location |Chesapeake City, MD]

Director: Andrew Fleming
Writer (WGA): Andrew Fleming, Tiffany Paulsen
Release Date
: 15 June 2007
Genre: Adventure | Comedy | Crime | Family | Mystery | Thriller
Tagline
: Small Town Girl. Big Time Adventure.
Plot
: Teen detective Nancy Drew accompanies her father on a business trip to Los Angeles, where she happens upon clues to a murder mystery involving a movie star.
Awards
: Nominated for Teen Choice Award (2007) for Choice Movie Actress: Comedy [Emma Roberts] and Choice Movie: Breakout Female [Emma Roberts]; Nominated for Young Artist Award (2008) for Best Family Feature Film [Comedy or Drama], Best Performance in a Feature Film - Leading Young Actress [Emma Roberts] and Best Performance in a Feature Film - Young Ensemble Cast [Emma Roberts, Josh Flitter, Amy Bruckner, Kay Panabaker].
Cast
: Emma Roberts, Josh Flitter, Max Thieriot, Tate Donovan, Rachael Leigh Cook, Kelly Vitz, Danniella Monet, Caroline Aaron, Marshall Bell, Pat Carroll, Craig Gellis, Rich Cooper, Amy Bruckner, Kay Panabaker, Cliff Bemis
Rating
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Yay or Nay
: Yay
Review
: I rated this movie a 3, but it should be a 3.5. It's really only this low because of two things. This beginning of the movie started out very dull. Movies have to be entertaining from the beginning to attract my attention. Secondly, this girl drives. She looks like she's no more than 14-years-old, but drive alone which I'm assuming means shes near 17-years-old. I'd be a little more into this movie if they said her age.
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MIDDLE OF NOWHERE [Jul. 26th, 2009|02:05 pm]
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MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
the movie, not the Hansen album
Starring Susan Sarandon, Anton Yelchin, and Eva Amurri

This review is very light on the spoilers & doesn't divulge any major plot turns.


The Anton Yelchin enthusiasts over at ontd_startrek turned me on to this indie dramedy that's like a more organic, less eager to please version of Adventureland. It follows Grace, a young woman with pre-med ambitions who is turned down for college financing because her mother has destroyed her credit rating. She now has to raise a large sum of money for college by the end of the summer at her minimum wage job at a waterpark.

Damion is Grace's co-worker. Anton Yelchin plays him as a modern day, ADD-prone hippie whose misbehavior has lead his wealthy adoptive parents to send him to stay with his middle-class uncle for a summer of "character building." Damion is immediately attracted to Grace, her brainy focus complimenting his aimless enthusiasm.

Grace's mom (Susan Sarandon) is used to getting by on her charm and her somewhat morally-questionable schemes, but is now left with fading beauty, a dilapidated mansion, and two fatherless daughters (the father committed suicide six years ago). She hangs her hopes on Grace's younger sister Taylor, pressuring the beautiful teen into a modeling career while ignoring Grace's own ambitions for med school.

Damion enlists Grace in his pot-selling "business," knowing she needs the money and hoping to win her affection. Taylor, meanwhile, is looking for her sister's friendship. Throughout that summer, the three form a bond that evolves as each learns the truth- the complicated, imperfect truth- of themselves and their origins.



I found the film to be an interesting character study that doesn't necessarily provide "right" or "wrong" answers, but rather forces the viewer to put some contemplation into the experience. Definitely worth a spot in your Netflix queue.
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